"I'm at a Center" A Pokémon Parody of Payphone - NateWantsToBattle

A Pokémon Parody of Maroon 5's "Payphone" by NateWantsToBattle
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This is a song about how obnoxious, complicated and infuriating competitive Pokemon Battling has become. Trololol.

I'm at a center
Tryina get better
All the hit points spent on you
Where did my speed go
Moving like slowpoke
Ever since you used your trick room

Yeah I
I know it's hard to remember
If it's effective or weak
And then they made steel and dark types
And that just changed everything
You can't expect me to be fine
When you just used full restore
Didn't know you had flamethrower
All of my grass types burnt down

I sent Omanyte
You used electric types
Now I'm paralyzed
Still stuck in that fight
I'm not having fun
They don't let you run
There's no end in sight

I'm at a center
Tryina get better
All the hit points spent on you
Where did my speed go
Moving like slowpoke
Ever since you used your trick room

If being pokemaster did exist
I would not be getting owned like this
These rotation battles don't make sense
One more stupid switch out I'll be sick
And now my moves are disabled
What happened to yesterday
When you had to fight with a cable
No more than 2 feet away
You can't expect me to be fine
You gave a mean look to me
And now I can't even switch out
Everything's weak against ground


This song is a parody of:
Maroon 5 - Payphone (Explicit) ft. Wiz Khalifa
Music video by Maroon 5 performing Payphone (Explicit) feat. Wiz Khalifa. © 2012 A&M/Octone Records
New Maroon video payphone music Payphone new M5 vid Adam Levine Wiz Khalifa The Voice
"Maroon 5" "Payphone Lyrics" Maroon 5 "Payphone Video" Payphone "Music Video" Wiz Khalifa

Tags: Maroon Payphone Parody Pokemon Omanyte "Pokémon (anime)" "Pokémon (Business Operation)" Battle Slowpoke Nintendo Video Games Spoof Diamond Platinum Comedy Gold Silver

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Views: 1,003,349
Added: 2 years
Runtime: 3:14
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Author Kayla Levert (5 days)
Let's make a lyric chain guys :) (Note: anything not lyrics will be skipped)

I'm at a center, trying to get better

Author BronyAndProud (18 days)
One of my ABSOLute favourites of Nate's XD (heheheheh, see what I did
there? XD)

Author n8 (28 days)
I actually like Rotation battles. Now i'm sad ;c

Author ཞąıŋცơῳ ɖąʂɧ (1 month)
This is better than the actual song.

Author Aru Akise (4 months)
Rotation Battles....*throws DS Lite out the window*

Author English viking kaden (23 days)
Both nate and I have come a long way from when this song came out

Author Carameja (5 days)
Dear Nate, why don't you have a Natewantstobattle Deviantart . com account?

Author ArmunPutki (5 months)

Author sam ajami (20 days)
Nate should redo this to see how far he's come

Author Dani Willis (6 months)
He sounds better in the other parodies

Author Badass Scizor (2 months)
looks like zoroark is having fun

Author Andrew Head (6 months)
Sent Omanyte. PRAISE HELIX

Author Anne Moore (2 months)
Your my favourite youtuber I'm Tyler Hayward please give me a shout out at
the end of the video if you can thank you please keep making videos thank
you your great

Author evan smith (1 month)
That battle is an trainers worst nightmare!

Author Muhammad Asim Siddique (1 month)
he is sooo good at this

Author rayquazacharizard&me (1 month)
Guys guys. I'm totally first :)

Author the blader (5 months)
1:40 had to move away from the mic to breath :3

Author Harry Marshall (4 months)
Love the song but are you lip snecing 

Author PotatoGalaxy (1 month)
favorite song by nate

Author Jonathan Palermo (5 months)
When I watched this, I was amazed at how you could turn a song into a
Pokemon parody of it. For being your first parody it was amazingly
terrific! Compared to all your others, it was great! Keep it up Nate!

Author sillouttepoet (4 months)
Look at the camera Nate lol he's just looking at his lyrics

Author Natalie Landrove (5 months)
Omynite is like I got this guys dc then hes paralized and hes like jk 

Author Nukleòs (7 months)
2014: still fuckin awesome

Author darkprizm 47 (2 months)
This+bass boost headphones=AWESOME!!!!!!!

Author DeathBolt (5 months)
He said owned but it said pwned.

Author evan smith (1 month)
That battle is an trainers worst nightmare!

Author Jazmin Holland (2 months)
Best song ever man
Btw I was in the middle of a pokemon battle while watching this lol
Still gr8

Author mapersinger11 (3 months)
Um,I wanted to know if you could make a song for my friend
Pikapizza1234?She's going to be new to youtube and since you are the best
singer ever could you make her a song about torchic,it was her
first pokemon ever.? :)

Author Jc Peters (2 months)

Author The Anime Warrior (2 days)
This is great! please do more pokemon parodies!

Author Seth Sage (3 months)
I love this song and I would love to battle you but... My specialty is

Author mason highline (2 months)
253 people prefer bieber, 1D, and nicki minaj. 

Author Dragonis Prime (3 days)
Then: WOW! These are awesome! DARK AND STEEL!

Author Zak Evans (2 days)
congrats on 1 mill views nate

Author Ben Pennington (2 months)
this video

Author Pablo Orozco Hernandez (2 hours)
you rock!

Author this is me (6 months)
At first he sounds really really bad but...if you really listen to what his
voice sounds like he's not THAT bad...

Author Noah Cason (3 days)

Author Matthew Murata (5 days)
Finally, this hit a million views!

Author GaarasBloodRose (8 days)
Lol #RageQuitOmanyte

Author Joseph Vecchio (12 days)
Wow what a difference from how he sang then and how he sings now 

Author Tohko Kirisaki (17 days)
This is a good song 

Author Addison Morrow (5 days)
I have this song memorized and I sing it in math, daily.

Author Ayman Qureshi (12 days)
Can you imagine what would have happened if no one had thumbs upped this

Author Luke9631 (15 days)
You're a genious

Author alex rogall (10 days)
still the best compared to any other pokemon parody

Author jetaxe100 (19 days)
Ya know what... F*** it i'm subbing

Author pixie6tails (7 months)
i agree with those rotation battle x'D

Author Kylie Aston (10 days)
best song ever u rule nate

Author megaawesome1 (3 months)
When I was watching this I went into the Battle Masion and the first
pokemon my opponent sent out was Omanite…. :P

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