"I'm at a Center" A Pokémon Parody of Payphone - NateWantsToBattle

A Pokémon Parody of Maroon 5's "Payphone" by NateWantsToBattle
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This is a song about how obnoxious, complicated and infuriating competitive Pokemon Battling has become. Trololol.

I'm at a center
Tryina get better
All the hit points spent on you
Where did my speed go
Moving like slowpoke
Ever since you used your trick room

Yeah I
I know it's hard to remember
If it's effective or weak
And then they made steel and dark types
And that just changed everything
You can't expect me to be fine
When you just used full restore
Didn't know you had flamethrower
All of my grass types burnt down

I sent Omanyte
You used electric types
Now I'm paralyzed
Still stuck in that fight
I'm not having fun
They don't let you run
There's no end in sight

I'm at a center
Tryina get better
All the hit points spent on you
Where did my speed go
Moving like slowpoke
Ever since you used your trick room

If being pokemaster did exist
I would not be getting owned like this
These rotation battles don't make sense
One more stupid switch out I'll be sick
And now my moves are disabled
What happened to yesterday
When you had to fight with a cable
No more than 2 feet away
You can't expect me to be fine
You gave a mean look to me
And now I can't even switch out
Everything's weak against ground


This song is a parody of:
Maroon 5 - Payphone (Explicit) ft. Wiz Khalifa
Music video by Maroon 5 performing Payphone (Explicit) feat. Wiz Khalifa. © 2012 A&M/Octone Records
New Maroon video payphone music Payphone new M5 vid Adam Levine Wiz Khalifa The Voice
"Maroon 5" "Payphone Lyrics" Maroon 5 "Payphone Video" Payphone "Music Video" Wiz Khalifa

Tags: Maroon Payphone Parody Pokemon Omanyte "Pokémon (anime)" "Pokémon (Business Operation)" Battle Slowpoke Nintendo Video Games Spoof Diamond Platinum Comedy Gold Silver

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Added: 2 years
Runtime: 3:14
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Author BronyAndProud (4 days)
One of my ABSOLute favourites of Nate's XD (heheheheh, see what I did
there? XD)

Author n8 (15 days)
I actually like Rotation battles. Now i'm sad ;c

Author Aru Akise (3 months)
Rotation Battles....*throws DS Lite out the window*

Author English viking kaden (9 days)
Both nate and I have come a long way from when this song came out

Author ArmunPutki (4 months)

Author sam ajami (7 days)
Nate should redo this to see how far he's come

Author ཞąıŋცơῳ ɖąʂɧ (20 days)
This is better than the actual song.

Author Dani Willis (6 months)
He sounds better in the other parodies

Author Badass Scizor (1 month)
looks like zoroark is having fun

Author Andrew Head (6 months)
Sent Omanyte. PRAISE HELIX

Author Anne Moore (1 month)
Your my favourite youtuber I'm Tyler Hayward please give me a shout out at
the end of the video if you can thank you please keep making videos thank
you your great

Author evan smith (27 days)
That battle is an trainers worst nightmare!

Author Muhammad Asim Siddique (28 days)
he is sooo good at this

Author rayquazacharizard&me (1 month)
Guys guys. I'm totally first :)

Author the blader (4 months)
1:40 had to move away from the mic to breath :3

Author Harry Marshall (3 months)
Love the song but are you lip snecing 

Author PotatoGalaxy (1 month)
favorite song by nate

Author Jonathan Palermo (5 months)
When I watched this, I was amazed at how you could turn a song into a
Pokemon parody of it. For being your first parody it was amazingly
terrific! Compared to all your others, it was great! Keep it up Nate!

Author sillouttepoet (4 months)
Look at the camera Nate lol he's just looking at his lyrics

Author Natalie Landrove (5 months)
Omynite is like I got this guys dc then hes paralized and hes like jk 

Author Nukleòs (6 months)
2014: still fuckin awesome

Author darkprizm 47 (1 month)
This+bass boost headphones=AWESOME!!!!!!!

Author DeathBolt (5 months)
He said owned but it said pwned.

Author evan smith (27 days)
That battle is an trainers worst nightmare!

Author Jazmin Holland (1 month)
Best song ever man
Btw I was in the middle of a pokemon battle while watching this lol
Still gr8

Author mapersinger11 (2 months)
Um,I wanted to know if you could make a song for my friend
Pikapizza1234?She's going to be new to youtube and since you are the best
singer ever could you make her a song about torchic,it was her
first pokemon ever.? :)

Author Jc Peters (1 month)

Author Seth Sage (2 months)
I love this song and I would love to battle you but... My specialty is

Author mason highline (2 months)
253 people prefer bieber, 1D, and nicki minaj. 

Author Ben Pennington (2 months)
this video

Author this is me (6 months)
At first he sounds really really bad but...if you really listen to what his
voice sounds like he's not THAT bad...

Author Toko Murasame (3 days)
This is a good song 

Author Luke9631 (1 day)
You're a genious

Author jetaxe100 (5 days)
Ya know what... F*** it i'm subbing

Author pixie6tails (6 months)
i agree with those rotation battle x'D

Author megaawesome1 (2 months)
When I was watching this I went into the Battle Masion and the first
pokemon my opponent sent out was Omanite…. :P

Author Elliot Burtner (23 hours)
Nol Ready Subscribed Here Nate Smith What Els Do I Need Ta Say
About This Video OF Yours

Author Dreamslayer15 (2 months)
Wait I have an uncle named Clinton Smith

Author Ploper Nintey (2 days)
Where did you get all the Japanese cards? Are you secretly Asian? And
that's why you're so awesome! It all makes since now!

Author raichuiscool987 (16 days)
You're awesome at singing! :D

Author Ezequiel Aguilar (15 days)
2:56 oh nate, ill be sure to give u a comment on ur down there ;)

Author Aaron GamesHD (11 days)
Wait a sec, Your not at a million subs yet??? Wtf, So wrong.

Author at80002 (9 days)
Dat zoroark

Author PandaMommaTwins (9 days)
I still like the sound of your voice, but you sound so much different than
your other parodies o.O Sounds... nasally. But i enjoyed it still ^.^ Love
all your vids. 

Author claudia valdiviva (10 days)
that was .........

Author April Showers (7 months)
The line "I'm not havin' fun" really gets me.
There's really not much that's worse than when you start not having fun at
a game that is supposed to be fun.
When a game that's supposed to entertain just sort of makes you sad.

Author SwagDash & SamarotPichu (3 months)
Slowpoke: Hi guyz

Author Xyele gaming (3 months)
Lemme tell you something Nate,Wendy's Miltank was not weak against ground

Author Kasey Seymour (24 days)
For some reason this inspired me to really really want to be better than
all of my other friends

Author Ashley Ford (19 days)
Awesome song

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