"I'm at a Center" - A Pokémon Parody of Payphone

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This is a song about how obnoxious, complicated and infuriating competitive Pokemon Battling has become. Trololol.

I'm at a center
Tryina get better
All the hit points spent on you
Where did my speed go
Moving like slowpoke
Ever since you used your trick room

Yeah I
I know it's hard to remember
If it's effective or weak
And then they made steel and dark types
And that just changed everything
You can't expect me to be fine
When you just used full restore
Didn't know you had flamethrower
All of my grass types burnt down

I sent Omanyte
You used electric types
Now I'm paralyzed
Still stuck in that fight
I'm not having fun
They don't let you run
There's no end in sight

I'm at a center
Tryina get better
All the hit points spent on you
Where did my speed go
Moving like slowpoke
Ever since you used your trick room

If being pokemaster did exist
I would not be getting owned like this
These rotation battles don't make sense
One more stupid switch out I'll be sick
And now my moves are disabled
What happened to yesterday
When you had to fight with a cable
No more than 2 feet away
You can't expect me to be fine
You gave a mean look to me
And now I can't even switch out
Everything's weak against ground


This song is a parody of:
Maroon 5 - Payphone (Explicit) ft. Wiz Khalifa
Music video by Maroon 5 performing Payphone (Explicit) feat. Wiz Khalifa. © 2012 A&M/Octone Records
New Maroon video payphone music Payphone new M5 vid Adam Levine Wiz Khalifa The Voice
"Maroon 5" "Payphone Lyrics" Maroon 5 "Payphone Video" Payphone "Music Video" Wiz Khalifa

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Author ArmunPutki (2 days)

Author Andrew Larson (6 days)
How do you type that face by full restore?

Author Jonathan Palermo (7 days)
When I watched this, I was amazed at how you could turn a song into a
Pokemon parody of it. For being your first parody it was amazingly
terrific! Compared to all your others, it was great! Keep it up Nate!

Author Natalie Landrove (9 days)
Omynite is like I got this guys dc then hes paralized and hes like jk 

Author DeathBolt (12 days)
He said owned but it said pwned.

Author Daniel Min (2 months)
Really good song

Author pixie6tails (2 months)
i agree with those rotation battle x'D

Author April Miller (2 months)
The line "I'm not havin' fun" really gets me.
There's really not much that's worse than when you start not having fun at
a game that is supposed to be fun.
When a game that's supposed to entertain just sort of makes you sad.

Author Nuklehos (1 month)
2014: still fuckin awesome

Author LucidLatios (1 month)
how are you so good at the singz im so jealous oh my god

Author vasco ribeiro (1 month)
nice parody man I love it

Author Dani Willis (1 month)
He sounds better in the other parodies

Author ☆Wonder Studios☆ (2 months)
Lol slowpoke.

Author mian franco (1 month)
At first he sounds really really bad but...if you really listen to what his
voice sounds like he's not THAT bad...

Author Shannie Robles (1 month)
pokemon parody of payphone

Author Andrew Head (1 month)
Sent Omanyte. PRAISE HELIX

Author ethan Holdren (2 months)
Zoroark keychain omg!!!

Author Matthew Paternoster (1 month)
I threw out my omanyte i wanted him to fiight but all he could do was

Author EssGee (16 hours)
years of playing Jade Cocoon 2. x'3)

ALSO. Dark and Steel are mentioned and my brain goes "BETTER ALSO MENTION
FAIR-.... 2012. Right. Fairy wasn't even rumored to exist yet. Okay. :'( "
Then Omanyte comes up. "PRAISE HELI-....right. That didn't exist yet

The future has spoiled me.

Author Loïk G. (2 days)
1:25 i totally agree

Author Zach Lakadosch (2 days)
Nice Zoarark but mines better he shiny his name is black butter

Author jason taylor (3 days)
you are awsome

Author TNTSkeleBro PlaysMinecraft (5 days)
Nate predicted Lord Helix.
He did.
He really did.

Author Will Smith (8 days)
you are amazing! when ever i go out of pokemon and i cant be bothered to
play anymore i watch one of your vidoes and im playing instantly thank you
for keeping into pokemon and i have subbed for you!

Author Jeffrey Bensinger (6 days)

Author Andy Jones (5 days)
Great song! And thanks Nate! Listening to this song made me think about
breeding an omanyte... Now my shell smash omastar is one of my favourite
pokemon for online battles in Y. Liked :D 

Author monky70 (9 days)
best song ever respect

Author Dragon Tamer (13 days)
Also this!!!

Author Sael Gonzalez (11 days)
That...was...AWESOME!!! :-]

Author Chrissy H (10 days)
237 people flipped their monitors upside-down just so they could "like" a
second time. 

Author die4you1 (18 days)
honestly i think he sounds fine through the entire thing. Its not easy to
sing like he does in this song, he does an excellent job at it.

Author Arc A. Nine (12 days)
I hate when pokemon have attacks that are not their type, especially ice

Author UnderAcheiver1 (2 months)
777,777th viewer woooooooo jackpot

Author Shinyblade (23 days)
Omanyte IS MY FAVOURITE POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!!

Author Luis Halves (12 days)

Author MrSandwichBiznich (1 month)
They really should introduce a "Forfeit" feature into gen 7. But they

Author Left4Cake (1 month)
Worshiping the great Helix since 2012

Author DogDemonMarossa (24 days)
was beautiful :3

Author jason shaw (1 month)
i love this and magikarp a pokemon parody of wrecking ball.
and ganons gone a zelda parody of gone gone gone

Author PewdiePieLord (1 month)

Author Mercy Garcia (18 days)
No ufens but you look like tobuscec

Author darkraven2116 (1 month)
I love your parodies! I think this one is my favorite. Oldie but a goodie

Author ahnika reavis (2 months)

Author Manuel Zuzek (1 month)

Author Blu Kyrii (1 month)
I need that Zoroark! D:

Author Jackamundo (1 month)
Liking that Zoroark tho, damn

Author Max Bui (2 months)
I got zorawk

Author JSRF91 (2 months)
oh damn, i love all of these. but now i can't decide which one to use on my

Author Thomas Adamse (1 month)
2:21 Lol Jo Look Rare

Author alexis valenz (2 months)
damn good song wayyyyy better then the original :D!

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