"I'm at a Center" A Pokémon Parody of Payphone - NateWantsToBattle

A Pokémon Parody of Maroon 5's "Payphone" by NateWantsToBattle
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This is a song about how obnoxious, complicated and infuriating competitive Pokemon Battling has become. Trololol.

I'm at a center
Tryina get better
All the hit points spent on you
Where did my speed go
Moving like slowpoke
Ever since you used your trick room

Yeah I
I know it's hard to remember
If it's effective or weak
And then they made steel and dark types
And that just changed everything
You can't expect me to be fine
When you just used full restore
Didn't know you had flamethrower
All of my grass types burnt down

I sent Omanyte
You used electric types
Now I'm paralyzed
Still stuck in that fight
I'm not having fun
They don't let you run
There's no end in sight

I'm at a center
Tryina get better
All the hit points spent on you
Where did my speed go
Moving like slowpoke
Ever since you used your trick room

If being pokemaster did exist
I would not be getting owned like this
These rotation battles don't make sense
One more stupid switch out I'll be sick
And now my moves are disabled
What happened to yesterday
When you had to fight with a cable
No more than 2 feet away
You can't expect me to be fine
You gave a mean look to me
And now I can't even switch out
Everything's weak against ground


This song is a parody of:
Maroon 5 - Payphone (Explicit) ft. Wiz Khalifa
Music video by Maroon 5 performing Payphone (Explicit) feat. Wiz Khalifa. © 2012 A&M/Octone Records
New Maroon video payphone music Payphone new M5 vid Adam Levine Wiz Khalifa The Voice
"Maroon 5" "Payphone Lyrics" Maroon 5 "Payphone Video" Payphone "Music Video" Wiz Khalifa

Tags: Maroon Payphone Parody Pokemon Omanyte "Pokémon (anime)" "Pokémon (Business Operation)" Battle Slowpoke Nintendo Video Games Spoof Diamond Platinum Comedy Gold Silver

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Runtime: 3:13
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Author MrElectricToad (2 months)
And he only got better as time passed. Nate is by far one of my favorite
YTers and deserves so much more recognition. Only 220,000 subscribers for
this kind of talent? For shame YouTube.

Author Aru Akise (6 months)
Rotation Battles....*throws DS Lite out the window*

Author MrElectricToad (22 hours)
I don't really understand the hatred for Rotation Battles. I'm too busy
hating Triple Battles.

Author tyler toner (1 hour)
oh does ur voice does ur voice change

Author Autumn Cain (2 hours)
i love how just in the beginning he decided to put that little figurine on
is microphone.

Author Midnight Miracle (1 month)
*Was singing along to the song. Family walks in without me noticing. After
finishing, I hear clapping and muffled laughter*
Well... I am currently mortified.

Author Chimcharfan1 (1 month)
Daang I subed to you around when this song came out and you sound sooo

Author t3r3z1pyrop3 (9 days)
Nate takes tunes you hate yourself for getting stuck in your head, then
makes them 1000X better. that way when your freinds catch you singing the
Nate version, you can say It's the Nate version, show them who Nate is,
then Nate gets another subscriber for his beutifil talent. Then he/she will
repeat the proccess until Nate is the most powerful person in the world,
and is nominated ruler of everything.

Author The BulkChicken (21 hour)
After recording the video, does Nate play 52 card pick-up with Pokemon
cards or something?

Author WreckitFinntheSonic (1 month)
You know, I love almost all of Nate's music videos, and I know that this is
his first one, but this is my favorite out of all of them, I love the
lyrics and it's just a joy to listen to, plus the song's REALLY relatable
whenever we face a competitive player who kicks our butts all the timeDX

Author •Sara• (4 months)
This is better than the actual song.

Author Simon Lin (2 days)
you know what
to tell you the truth
I Hate GARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author Ahmed Adnan (11 days)
I love you, no homo

Author English viking kaden (3 months)
Both nate and I have come a long way from when this song came out

Author Kayla Levert (3 months)
Let's make a lyric chain guys :) (Note: anything not lyrics will be skipped)

I'm at a center, trying to get better

Author Charity Hopkins (1 month)
You should do a pokemon parody of It's Time by Imagine Dragons

Author Simon Lin (2 days)
is slowpoke slow or what
i am sick of GARY
and could you do more song of pokemon

Author Munchikins! ♥ (1 month)

Author Yuma Tsukimo (28 days)
that Zorarak though

Author The Shiny Dialga (19 days)
This song explains me :/ Used to be good in battling then u know..........

Author Juan Moya (21 day)
I like your voice

Author MrElectricToad (29 days)
Hey Nate, would you mind putting this version on iTunes? Y'know, the one
that isn't auto tuned to hell and back? Like seriously dude, it sounds
awesome the way it is in this video.

Author PhantomJirachiGaming (1 month)
Nice video btw you're awesome man

Author Mega Stunfisk (2 months)
Why did he already have a studio when this came out?

Author Tomas Senn (2 months)
Rotation battles are my favorite

Author Husky Pikachu (11 days)
I liked it and I sing it every day

Author Bartachomy (23 days)

Author teague ross (12 days)
I remember I fan girled when he replied 2 years ago.

Author Elijah Garcia and Azele Marquise (23 days)
Dude your voice is amazing! Can you make a song about homestuck!

Author PikachukaPokémon (10 days)
I like the Gary one

Author Dane Porth (20 days)
AWESOME lyrics, good voice! and he's cute ^__^

Author zac ball (23 days)
You've come a long way, Nate. Never stop!

Author Minecraft04784 AJ (1 month)
i keep playing pokemon on my ds and its so stupid they won't even let you
frickin end the battle i am stuck on!

Author Icyclear (1 month)
I sung along...

Author Sean Lee (2 days)
Omg so gooooooooood

Author Darrell Christensen (10 days)
u speak japenesse

Author MegaSupercrazyperson (26 days)
Thus the born of NateWantsToBattle

Author Sonjia Tainter (13 days)
This was adorable :)

Author Cat Albaugh (6 days)
Feuds Nate <3333

Author TheBraveGallade (1 month)

Author Nathan Lejeune (13 days)
gargle teeth soon

Author Simon Lin (2 days)
why did you have a fight with the cable

Author MrSpeedyGamer (6 days)
i love pokemon

Author Freddy fazbear (2 months)
i got eatend by some mega houndoom and ill never tell you my trainer he
abonded me and never took me to a center and my moves are nomore but my
murder skill is still on :D dont come near me I SEAD DONT COME NEAR

Author josh orozco (6 days)
my favrite

Author Syv Wolf (20 days)
Awesome Singing Nate!

Author lps gecko (21 day)
I love you parodies 

Author 展漠鷹 (2 months)
I've am stoked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,!!!,,L!!!!!!!!!!,I've been ignoring this
like hell!this is awesome!your first video was great!I know this is late to
respond but WOW A MASTER PEICE!

Author jose marin (28 days)
i just wanted to say the dudes cute xD

Author Ratimir Karlović (21 day)
look at that face on 1:07

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