"I'm at a Center" A Pokémon Parody of Payphone - NateWantsToBattle

A Pokémon Parody of Maroon 5's "Payphone" by NateWantsToBattle
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This is a song about how obnoxious, complicated and infuriating competitive Pokemon Battling has become. Trololol.

I'm at a center
Tryina get better
All the hit points spent on you
Where did my speed go
Moving like slowpoke
Ever since you used your trick room

Yeah I
I know it's hard to remember
If it's effective or weak
And then they made steel and dark types
And that just changed everything
You can't expect me to be fine
When you just used full restore
Didn't know you had flamethrower
All of my grass types burnt down

I sent Omanyte
You used electric types
Now I'm paralyzed
Still stuck in that fight
I'm not having fun
They don't let you run
There's no end in sight

I'm at a center
Tryina get better
All the hit points spent on you
Where did my speed go
Moving like slowpoke
Ever since you used your trick room

If being pokemaster did exist
I would not be getting owned like this
These rotation battles don't make sense
One more stupid switch out I'll be sick
And now my moves are disabled
What happened to yesterday
When you had to fight with a cable
No more than 2 feet away
You can't expect me to be fine
You gave a mean look to me
And now I can't even switch out
Everything's weak against ground


This song is a parody of:
Maroon 5 - Payphone (Explicit) ft. Wiz Khalifa
Music video by Maroon 5 performing Payphone (Explicit) feat. Wiz Khalifa. © 2012 A&M/Octone Records
New Maroon video payphone music Payphone new M5 vid Adam Levine Wiz Khalifa The Voice
"Maroon 5" "Payphone Lyrics" Maroon 5 "Payphone Video" Payphone "Music Video" Wiz Khalifa

Tags: Maroon Payphone Parody Pokemon Omanyte "Pokémon (anime)" "Pokémon (Business Operation)" Battle Slowpoke Nintendo Video Games Spoof Diamond Platinum Comedy Gold Silver

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Added: 2 years
Runtime: 3:14
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Author Kayla Levert (2 months)
Let's make a lyric chain guys :) (Note: anything not lyrics will be skipped)

I'm at a center, trying to get better

Author Mega Stunfisk (1 month)
Why did he already have a studio when this came out?

Author BronyAndProud (2 months)
One of my ABSOLute favourites of Nate's XD (heheheheh, see what I did
there? XD)

Author n8 (2 months)
I actually like Rotation battles. Now i'm sad ;c

Author ཞąıŋცơῳ ɖąʂɧ (3 months)
This is better than the actual song.

Author MrElectricToad (1 month)
And he only got better as time passed. Nate is by far one of my favorite
YTers and deserves so much more recognition. Only 220,000 subscribers for
this kind of talent? For shame YouTube.

Author Munchikins! ♥ (3 days)

Author TheHyruleWarrior (11 days)
Nice video btw you're awesome man

Author Midnight Miracle (13 days)
*Was singing along to the song. Family walks in without me noticing. After
finishing, I hear clapping and muffled laughter*
Well... I am currently mortified.

Author Icyclear (14 days)
I sung along...

Author TheBraveGallade (16 days)

Author Aru Akise (5 months)
Rotation Battles....*throws DS Lite out the window*

Author WreckitFinntheSonic (20 days)
You know, I love almost all of Nate's music videos, and I know that this is
his first one, but this is my favorite out of all of them, I love the
lyrics and it's just a joy to listen to, plus the song's REALLY relatable
whenever we face a competitive player who kicks our butts all the timeDX

Author Charity Hopkins (22 days)
You should do a pokemon parody of It's Time by Imagine Dragons

Author English viking kaden (2 months)
Both nate and I have come a long way from when this song came out

Author black walker (1 month)
lol already better than payphone

Author kaylynn smith (1 month)
It's beautiful! <3

Author Tomas Senn (1 month)
Rotation battles are my favorite

Author Carameja (2 months)
Dear Nate, why don't you have a Natewantstobattle Deviantart . com account?

Author ArmunPutki (7 months)

Author sam ajami (2 months)
Nate should redo this to see how far he's come

Author Emma C (1 day)
Love it!

Author Victory Craft (10 days)
All of hit hit points spent on you

Author Minecraft04784 AJ (14 days)
i keep playing pokemon on my ds and its so stupid they won't even let you
frickin end the battle i am stuck on!

Author Dani Willis (8 months)
He sounds better in the other parodies

Author Christy Dumont (16 days)
More Plz More!

Author aron aggron (14 days)
Aggron is the best

Author Tayler Flint (9 days)
It is my 2nd favorite parody ever.

Author Badass Scizor (4 months)
looks like zoroark is having fun

Author Jazmine Wilding (18 days)

Author willky flame (11 days)
his first parody is of my favourite song!

Author Wade Schipprack (18 days)
Ground doesn't Ice have the most pokes weak to it? With Rock being a close

Author Andrew Head (8 months)
Sent Omanyte. PRAISE HELIX

Author Anne Moore (4 months)
Your my favourite youtuber I'm Tyler Hayward please give me a shout out at
the end of the video if you can thank you please keep making videos thank
you your great

Author evan smith (3 months)
That battle is an trainers worst nightmare!

Author Kaj Rotterdam (16 days)
I know hoe you feel buddy i had that with elecktrick gyms

Author Muhammad Asim Siddique (3 months)
he is sooo good at this

Author Kim Hagan (20 days)

Author Wes Nelson (27 days)
"That. Was. Awesome."

Author Jay Ford (28 days)
Rotation battles do not make sense

Author Doxeh Jk (26 days)

Author darkprizm 47 (1 month)

Author Harry Marshall (5 months)
Love the song but are you lip snecing 

Author Im just a Broni (1 month)
God his voice it's like a beautifly

Author 展漠鷹 (1 month)
I've been watching this my whole life it has come a long way and I can't
show my appreciation just keep on going

Author rat500 (1 month)
He's still making funny videos! 

Author 17AJ06 (1 month)
Dat falsetto doh

Author Ethan Sanchez (1 month)
Im guessing this is before one more fight.

Author Brian Ortiz (1 month)
Loved it make more vids

Author PattPlays (1 month)
Wow,the improvement on the spotify version of this. This version is kiinda
shittier ^-^

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