"I'm at a Center" A Pokémon Parody of Payphone - NateWantsToBattle

A Pokémon Parody of Maroon 5's "Payphone" by NateWantsToBattle
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This is a song about how obnoxious, complicated and infuriating competitive Pokemon Battling has become. Trololol.

I'm at a center
Tryina get better
All the hit points spent on you
Where did my speed go
Moving like slowpoke
Ever since you used your trick room

Yeah I
I know it's hard to remember
If it's effective or weak
And then they made steel and dark types
And that just changed everything
You can't expect me to be fine
When you just used full restore
Didn't know you had flamethrower
All of my grass types burnt down

I sent Omanyte
You used electric types
Now I'm paralyzed
Still stuck in that fight
I'm not having fun
They don't let you run
There's no end in sight

I'm at a center
Tryina get better
All the hit points spent on you
Where did my speed go
Moving like slowpoke
Ever since you used your trick room

If being pokemaster did exist
I would not be getting owned like this
These rotation battles don't make sense
One more stupid switch out I'll be sick
And now my moves are disabled
What happened to yesterday
When you had to fight with a cable
No more than 2 feet away
You can't expect me to be fine
You gave a mean look to me
And now I can't even switch out
Everything's weak against ground


This song is a parody of:
Maroon 5 - Payphone (Explicit) ft. Wiz Khalifa
Music video by Maroon 5 performing Payphone (Explicit) feat. Wiz Khalifa. © 2012 A&M/Octone Records
New Maroon video payphone music Payphone new M5 vid Adam Levine Wiz Khalifa The Voice
"Maroon 5" "Payphone Lyrics" Maroon 5 "Payphone Video" Payphone "Music Video" Wiz Khalifa

Tags: Maroon Payphone Parody Pokemon Omanyte "Pokémon (anime)" "Pokémon (Business Operation)" Battle Slowpoke Nintendo Video Games Spoof Diamond Platinum Comedy Gold Silver

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Added: 2 years
Runtime: 3:14
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Author Flash the luxray (1 month)
XP hah

Author DeathBolt (3 months)
He said owned but it said pwned.

Author Daniel Min (5 months)
Really good song

Author joakin league (6 months)
Wish if there's a rap part

Author Jonathan Palermo (3 months)
When I watched this, I was amazed at how you could turn a song into a
Pokemon parody of it. For being your first parody it was amazingly
terrific! Compared to all your others, it was great! Keep it up Nate!

Author Dani Willis (4 months)
He sounds better in the other parodies

Author pixie6tails (5 months)
i agree with those rotation battle x'D

Author April Showers (5 months)
The line "I'm not havin' fun" really gets me.
There's really not much that's worse than when you start not having fun at
a game that is supposed to be fun.
When a game that's supposed to entertain just sort of makes you sad.

Author Infinity Master (8 months)
A...A...A....AMAZING! (Saying it in Nate's style xD)
Seriously, I want the instrumental version of this music, PLEASE NATE
respond to me (even though this is an old video). :(
P.S: If anyone else knows where can I find the instrumental version
(without lyrics) anywhere, please respond to me.

Author yami yugi (6 months)
omanyte the water and ROCK pokemon, so your electric line is ruined. I'm

Author GamingYard (6 months)
pause at 2:22 dat face tho

Author Natalie Landrove (3 months)
Omynite is like I got this guys dc then hes paralized and hes like jk 

Author ArmunPutki (3 months)

Author Andrew Head (4 months)
Sent Omanyte. PRAISE HELIX

Author the blader (3 months)
1:40 had to move away from the mic to breath :3

Author Nukleòs (5 months)
2014: still fuckin awesome

Author Spybentonfourbunnies (7 months)
Play +ROBLOX if you have free time you get to play anything roleplay
pokemon almost anything you could amgine a ROBLOX what will you build?

Author ethan Holdren (5 months)
Zoroark keychain omg!!!

Author carlos escobar (6 months)
The lyrics say pwnd, but you say owned. So which is it?

Author mian franco (4 months)
At first he sounds really really bad but...if you really listen to what his
voice sounds like he's not THAT bad...

Author sillouttepoet (2 months)
Look at the camera Nate lol he's just looking at his lyrics

Author CaLover3399 (6 months)
Its weird because I got this song on iTunes but it sounds different, oh
well, still like it whatever it sounds like ;)

Author Rainbow Gale (8 months)
Man I wish I could carry a tune like that. So jealous.

Author TheRarePickup (5 months)
how are you so good at the singz im so jealous oh my god

Author João Varanda (5 months)
217 people are trying to run from a trainer battle...and had their grass
types burned

Author Aru Akise (2 months)
Rotation Battles....*throws DS Lite out the window*

Author darkprizm 47 (4 days)
This+bass boost headphones=AWESOME!!!!!!!

Author Jazmin Holland (13 days)
Best song ever man
Btw I was in the middle of a pokemon battle while watching this lol
Still gr8

Author Jc Peters (13 days)

Author mason highline (17 days)
253 people prefer bieber, 1D, and nicki minaj. 

Author josue navarro (2 months)
Praise the helix fossil don't kill its incarnation

Author megaawesome1 (1 month)
When I was watching this I went into the Battle Masion and the first
pokemon my opponent sent out was Omanite…. :P

Author MegaTomboy98 (2 months)
True, I don't really understand the rotation battles lol!

Author SwagDash & SamarotPichu (1 month)
Slowpoke: Hi guyz

Author Xyele gaming (1 month)
Lemme tell you something Nate,Wendy's Miltank was not weak against ground

Author ☆Wonder Studios☆ (5 months)
Lol slowpoke.

Author RedstoneInMyBrain (2 months)
To bad for him I memorized the whole type chart

Author Andrew Larson (3 months)
How do you type that face by full restore?

Author SGC kiddo (6 months)

Author Kyle Hulbert (7 months)

Author Stefan Fralick (7 months)
I don't know if it's just me, but there seems to be a lot of botched notes
in the chorus...

Author Shannie Robles (4 months)
pokemon parody of payphone

Author Jhmc10 (3 months)
Uhhhh rotation battles are sooo annoying!

Author Dreamslayer15 (1 month)
Wait I have an uncle named Clinton Smith

Author liam clements (2 months)
that was officially amazing
well done man XD

Author vasco ribeiro (4 months)
nice parody man I love it

Author Derpy Budder (8 months)
nice work

Author zekrom reshe (7 months)
Rage quit D:

Author Ash Ketchum (1 month)

Author Matthew Paternoster (5 months)
I threw out my omanyte i wanted him to fiight but all he could do was

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